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OPEN YOUR EYES

maybe you'll see the light

Created on 2007-07-04 20:27:08 (#13308104), last updated 2007-12-22

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Name:soberattraction
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Hello my loyal subjects, I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech, and consume the contents of this bowl. Now despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the Costume Palace, and ask people to start calling me The King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned the free combo meal, by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle, and employ a poop smith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And futhermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter.
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